The Newsletter Ninja Email Storytelling Pantry

You know you’re supposed
to email your readers.

But every time you open your Email Marketing Service, your brain goes blank.

You stare at the blinking cursor.

You try to remember that thing you meant to tell them about your cat-slash-character-slash-chaotic writing process.

You wonder if anyone even wants to hear from you.

And eventually, you sigh, close the tab, and tell yourself you’ll do it tomorrow.

(Narrator voice: you will not do it tomorrow.)

Here’s the thing:

You want to write to your list. You really do.

You know your readers love your stories — you just don’t know what kind of stories to tell in your newsletter.

Should you talk about your books? Your life?
The weird thing your dog did last week? (Or is that just me?)

What are you supposed to say?

We’ve all seen the lists of “author email prompts,” written by people who sound like they’ve never met a reader in their life.

You don’t need another list of prompts.

You need a recipe.

Introducing:
The Email Storytelling Pantry

A mix-and-match recipe book for storytelling newsletters.

It’s a downloadable 17-page PDF that’s as cute as it is practical.
And yes, it’s adorable.

Inside, you'll find:

… That’s 27,000 possible combinations, plus all the help you need to deploy them most successfully!

Imagine this:

Next time you sit down to write your newsletter,
you open The Email Storytelling Pantry.

You pick one story, one connection, one invitation.

Ten minutes later, you’ve written something that sounds like you.

No blinking cursor or blank page.

No promising yourself you’ll send something next week.

Just a relatable, human email that makes your readers hit reply.

That’s not wishful thinking. That’s literally the recipe.

The gurus will tell you you need to have a buy button, a call to action that benefits you, a way to measure ROI on every email.

You don’t need a guru.

You need a ninja.

Hey, I'm Tammi

And I happen to be a ninja.

I’m the newsletter ninja who translates all that internet marketer… stuff… into strategies that work for you.

I’ve been doing this indie author thing for over a decade now, and I understand your author newsletter needs — from list-building to automation to managing unsubscribes.

I've got you, fam.

I know you don't need another list of prompts.

What you need is a recipe.

The Story

Your Main Ingredient

Your story is the heart of the dish. It’s the moment, memory, or behind-the-scenes peek that gives your email substance.

The Connection

Your Secret Sauce

This is how the story ties back to your books, your themes, or your values as a writer. It’s what makes the story yours instead of anyone else’s.

The Invitation

Your Special Seasoning

The invitation is your final dash of flavor — how you serve the story to your readers. It’s a way to keep the conversation going.

I think heaven sent your Storytelling Pantry directly to me in my hour of need.

I got it and I love it!! I already have had more responses from my subscribers than I usually do. Thanks!!

"Ok, But How Much Will This Cost Me?"

How about $27?

That’s just $1 per 1,000 possible recipe combinations!

(Giant money pile not guaranteed.)

Get everything inside The Email Storytelling Pantry, including:

For only $27!

You know you’re supposedto email your readers.