The Sea Captain:
- Strategy: Organic subscribers only. Doesn’t believe in reader magnets.
- Frequently heard saying: “Arrrrr! Keep yer eyes peeled for privateers; they’re everywhere!”
- What you think others are doing wrong: Letting in all those freebie-seekers. They’re never going to buy your books.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah. You need Chapter [x] of Newsletter Ninja. [insert here]
You can download a PDF of this result [here].
Or you can just hang around and wait for me to lay some tips and tricks on you every Tuesday. We’re very laid-back over here at Newsletter Ninja HQ, and just not that interested in the hard sell. Relax. You’re among friends, and you belong here.