You are:

The Sea Captain:

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Blah blah. You need Chapter [x] of Newsletter Ninja. [insert here]

You can download a PDF of this result [here].

If you want to know more, there are several options! You can buy the book here. You can check out available courses here. You can join the Facebook group, the Think Tank, here.

Or you can just hang around and wait for me to lay some tips and tricks on you every Tuesday. We’re very laid-back over here at Newsletter Ninja HQ, and just not that interested in the hard sell. Relax. You’re among friends, and you belong here.